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SCP-003-INT-P-7, -8 and -12
Objet # : SCP-003-INT
Classe : Sûr
Procédures de Confinement Spéciales : SCP-003-INT est conservé dans une cellule sécurisée standard dans la Section C1b du Site International INT38 "Edelweiss". SCP-003-INT is placed immediately in the middle of the room, on a table, under a glass bell, with a camera positioned over the object whilst inside its case, recording the movements of SCP-003-INT-A and -B.
Personnel is only allowed entrance to the containment cell with the approval of Site Director Jacques Giroud, protocoled through a formal request that must be relayed at least one (1) week before performing an experiment or interview. Non-complying personnel will be arrested, and properly disciplined.
Description: SCP-003-INT is a package of filled chocolates. The words "Dr. Wondertainment's Wonderland chocolate bank of true sweetness™" are written in a cursive font on the package. A star in the upper right corner bears the seal: "Made with Mrs. Mirabilis© original recipe!".
The back of the package contains the following inscription:
Ingredients: Truly high-quality brown chocolate (sugar, and cacao), Queen Bee Nectar™ honey, lactose-free butter and milk from happy cows, gluten-free flour from yours truly Uncle Miller, sweet n' sour fruit food preservatives (raspberry, strawberry, mango, orange, hazelnuts- without going nuts!), Dr. Wondertainment's Sweeter-Than-Allowed-Powder®, Dr. Wondertainment's Glitter Party Poppers®, Thoroughly Intense Vanilla™, Cotton Candy, Caramel Colada™, Marvelous Marshmallow Mania™ and the new and improved Mrs. Mirabilis “Wonder Vitamin”©!
May contain traces of joy©, fun©, and happiness©.
SCP-003-INT can be opened by sliding the internal case containing the pralines off the side of the package. Most of the time — in ~90% of the tests — the candy box is empty; in these events, a smooth, androgynous voice can be heard saying: "It's not the time for sweet daydreams yet, my child!".
SCP-003-INT may contain from eight (8) to twelve (12) pralines. When the case contains the indicated sweets, a "Sugar Fairy" Event is starts; the event is initiated when someone is wishful or when SCP-003-INT-A and/or SCP-003-INT-B want to offer something or make a deal with an individual.
"Sugar Fairy" Event : SCP-003-INT-P seem to have the property of being able to bend reality so far that an object or situation manifests itself. For the person who ate the instance, this event is perceived as if their innermost wish were fulfilled.
These pralines are referred to as SCP-003-INT-P, from P-1 to P-12 counting from the left to the right through the four rows containing the sweets. Following is the summary of all documented SCP-003-INT-P instances:
Product Name |
Date |
Unnamed |
01.02.20██ |
Dr. Wondertainment's True Swiss Heidi Chocolate |
02.08.20██ |
Dr. Wondertainment's Fantastique Madeleine de la Lune |
04.06.20██ |
Bartleby‘s Ginger Snap |
18.02.20██ |
Dr. Wondertainment's Wonderbaaren Wafels |
08.10.20██ |
Unnamed |
19.07.20██ |
Alice's "Eat Me" Cupcake |
13.03.20██ |
Dr. Wondertainment's Sparkling Glitter Popcorn® |
12.05.20██ |
Crunchable™'s Cinnamon Stars |
05.11.20██ |
Dr. Wondertainment's Succulente Chocolatine du Paradis |
03.07.20██ |
夕暮れのかわいいお餅 |
07.10.20██ |
L████ L█████ Milk Chocolate |
16.08.20██ |
Dr. Wondertainment's Mayesthetic Marmalade Macarons |
13.04.20██ |
Unnamed |
20.10.20██ |
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Brigadeiro Treat |
15.04.20██ |
Cookies von Doom™ Cookie Flavored Delicacies |
12.09.20██ |
In addition to the product's name, two young women are shown on the front cover of the packaging, namely SCP-003-INT-A, and -B. The figures seem to move slightly when they are not observed directly, as per comparison between their initial positions and those assumed by the entities; this ability has been observed through the use of a camera that produced a series of individual photographs all 5 seconds. Information about the figures’ movements, and goals has been collected through extensive testing; new instances of figures appearing are to be reported as SCP-003-INT-C-#. Currently appear only SCP-003-INT-C-1 "Jeremy" frequently (see later).
Addendum from 20/05/20██ Since experiment 003-INT-3, SCP-003-INT-A and -B are able to move in real-time, which facilitates communication. The connection between Dr. Lazare's experience in SCP-003-INT pocket universe and the acceleration of SCP-003-INT-A and -B is not yet clear. The theory is that by "breaking the fourth wall" the anomaly tried to correct itself, but research will show what the trigger was.
SCP-003-INT-A, and -B show a playful endeavour. SCP-003-INT-A is the taller of the two, has short curly hair and wears a traditional knee-long skirt; SCP-003-INT-B is the smaller one, often wears a little top hat with a “W” on it together with a medical doctor costume. According to the entities, they are caricatures of their creators — but have no connection with their real-life counterparts. They can see and notice the third dimension despite being two-dimensional. They seem to be able to modify elements of the packaging, to create figures of objects, such as miscellanea, and furniture at will, tamper with the letters or even move around the package's surface.
Observed activities performed by 003-INT-A, and -B:
- Dancing (twenty known artistic styles, and five seemingly free-form styles);
- Playing with the letters on the packaging;
- Conversing with each other;
- Eating whilst sat at a table;
- Sleeping in hammocks;
- Painting, and writing on the surface of the packaging;
- Advertising other Dr. Wondertainment products not exclusively related to edibles;
- Playing with a corgi named "Jeremy"; referred to as SCP-003-INT-C-1
- Pushing pralines out of SCP-003-INT's case (See Experiment 003-INT-3).
- Suitable for various holidays to change the packaging design, first time on Halloween 200█
Addendum 1 — Testing Logs
Foreword: This is the first time, since the object has been obtained by the Foundation, that it has presented a number of pralines.
Test Subject: D-2510.
[Start testing log]
D-2510 has been instructed to eat one of the instances of SCP-003-INT-P. Five (5) minutes after doing so, a stuffed crocodile appeared in the immediate vicinity of the test subject. D-2510 immediately started crying, and hugging the plush, displaying a whelming amount of emotion towards the object of affection. When a security guard present tried to apprehend the object, D-2510 displayed an uncharacteristically aggressive behavior.
[End testing log]
Afterword: Following the experiment, D-2510 was interviewed.
[Start interview log]
Dr. Sand: Good evening, D-2510.
D-2510: Hi, Doc.
Dr. Sand: May I ask you, why did you wish for a stuffed animal instead of freedom?
D-2510: Uhm… I don't… I don't really know. When I was young, I had this… When I ate this very, very, very… [D-2510 starts slobbering.]
Dr. Sand beckons D-2510's attention.
Dr. Sand: Please, concentrate on this interview, D-2510.
D-2510: Sorry! Yes— ehm… when I was eating that delicious chocolate… I… I couldn't help but remember my childhood. How I was sad when… when I lost Alexandra. [D-2510 tightens her embrace around the stuffed animal.] Look! Now she is back!
D-2510 starts crying again as she presses herself against the object.
D-2510: Please, don't take her away from me!
[End interview log]
Note: D-2510 was allowed to keep the plushy after tests were conducted to determine the object's nature. The subject was thoroughly distressed during the periods away from the object.
Note: Similar experiments rendered equal results; all subjects wished for toys or other childhood objects when they were not instructed to wish for anything else.
Foreword: This was the first attempt to communicate with SCP-003-INT-A and -B.
Researchers: Dr. Stephan Faust and Dr. Felizia Zwingli.
[Start interview log]
Dr. Faust and Dr. Zwingli write something on a small paper sheet, folds it, and holds it next to one of SCP-003-INT case's edges. 003-INT-A, and -B moves around in different angles, trying to see the text on the sheet. Once acquired, both entities read the contents of the paper, 003-INT-A cut a piece other the "Back Wall" and pull two pencils out of the pockets to write their answers. They keep exchanging messages with Dr. Faust and Dr. Zwingli that way.
Dr. Faust: Can you talk to us?
SCP-003-INT-A: Ja, Frau und Herr Doktor.
SCP-003-INT-B: Oui, Mademoiselle et Monseigneur.
Dr. Zwingli: So, could you please answer some questions?
SCP-003-INT-A: We must think about it for a little while. As you may have noticed, we are slowed down… for some reason.
SCP-003-INT-B: Do you want sweets? Would you rather chocolate or cake?
Dr. Zwingli: No, thanks. We just want some informations. Maybe later.
SCP-003-INT-B: That makes me very, very, very, very happy!
SCP-003-INT-A: You don't need to write it to me! I can hear you. [To the scientists.] What do you wanna ask?
Dr. Faust: Who are you little Ladies?
SCP-003-INT-A: We are Miniatures of our creators! [A assumes a proud poise.]
Dr. Zwingli: And who are your creators?
SCP-003-INT-B: Do you want to know our names?
Dr. Faust: That, to.
SCP-003-INT-A and -B are talking, before writing again.
SCP-003-INT-A: I don't know if we should really tell you. But nevertheless, my name is Minirabilis. [003-INT-A performs a curtsy.]
SCP-003-INT-B: I'm Minisabel. Dr. Minisabel! [003-INT-B tips her hat and poses in a proud stance.]
Dr. Faust: An honor to make acquaintances with you two, I'm Dr. Stephan Faust.
Dr. Zwingli: Likewise, I'm Dr. Felizia Zwingli.
SCP-003-INT-A starts writing, but SCP-003-INT-B taps on her shoulder and holds a piece of paper with “Felicia?” on it. A shakes her head and answers with “Felizia”. SCP-003-INT-B looks sceptical.
SCP-003-INT-A: Well, to be honest, Felizia and Stephan, we don't have much information about our creators. The only thing that I — [SCP-003-INT-A ponders for a few seconds.] — "remember" is that she, my model that is, is … [003-INT-A points to Dr. Zwingli.] … similar in height to you, and is a germanophone.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: No. You don't speak German, you speak English.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A and -B engage in a rapid discussion.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: I speak German, somehow and she — [003-INT-A beckons 003-INT-B.] — English, and we are not too sure about which language we write in… But her model speaks English and is… similarly petite.
>
> Dr. Zwingli: So she's smaller than me?
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: I'm not small! [003-INT-B makes a childish, angry face.]
>
> SCP-003-INT-A seems embarrassed due to the behavior of her companion.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: Let's see, where did we stop?
>
> Dr. Faust: Well, how do you make these sweets appear inside the box?
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: We don't.
>
> Dr. Faust: Please explain yourselves.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: It is technically not in our power to create those. We can push them out, but we primarily exist only to advertise, and entertain! [A giggles for a few seconds.] Isn't it entertaining when a mascot gives the impression of being alive?
>
> SCP-003-INT-A waits for an answer. Dr. Faust seems to be concentrated in taking notes. Dr. Zwingli draws his attention to A.
>
> Dr. Faust: Yes! Yes! Totally.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: You are too kind. [B starts nodding adroitly, shyly recomposing her stance.]
>
> Dr. Zwingli: You said that you can push the sweets out. Can you show us that?
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: Yes.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Yes!
>
> SCP-003-INT-A and -B move to the edge of the box, opening it. The case with the sweets slides out. After a few seconds, two instances of 003-INT-P suddenly hop out of their spot, landing over the table. SCP-003-INT-A and -B return to their original positions, and pose together with their arms raised up, tilting their bodies a little to the side. A colorful text appears over them: "Ta-DAAAA!", accompanied by balloons, and confetti.
>
> Dr. Faust: Thank you.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: You ought to eat them!
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: Tell us how they taste, I want to know too.
>
> Dr. Faust and Dr. Zwingli asked if they do this later, but SCP-003-INT-A and -B refused to answer any further questions until the two researchers had eaten the chocolate. After questioning the head of research, Dr. Faust and Dr. Zwingly ate the chocolates.
>
> [End interview log]
>
> Afterword: After the interview, Drs Faust and Zwingli were examined for side effects. Apart from increased levels of endorphins and serotonin, they were healthy.
> Foreword: Dr. Lazare, who came for crosstesting preparation, requested another test to gather more information about SCP-003-INT-A and -B through the use of SCP-003-INT-P.
>
> [Start testing log]
>
> Dr. Lazare tries to trigger an SCP-003-INT-P supply. After three minutes SCP-003-INT reacts. Dr. Lazare takes SCP-003-INT-P-4 and wishes, while eating it, "to better understand" SCP-003-INT-A and -B. After finishing, he disappears. As the guardians check the camera recording, they discover that a new SCP-003-INT-C-Instance, strongly resembling to Dr. Lazare, who "falls" from the title of SCP-003-INT and lands on the "Ground" of the front side. SCP-003-INT-A and -B immediately start to interact with him.
>
> Note: This is a transcription of the Interview and was after Dr. Lazare's return.
> --
> Recording #003-3-1:
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Hey! What's cookin' good lookin'?
>
> Dr. Lazare: Oh, er, hello!
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Nice to meet you down here.
>
> Dr. Lazare: … Quite a strange place. Like there's no dimensions at all, and… No, not really. There are, but… I don't know.
>
> Note: SCP-003-INT seems to have an individual pocket dimension, but has a "window" on the Mother World at the front.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Oh, you're not here to talk about scientific things for hours, aren't you? Take some chocolate and relax.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: I think he didn't come just to have fun, let him work, he'll eat your weird things after.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Hey, they're not weird! And that's your chocolate too, I'll remind you.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: I call it crazy. You always put in some things… That shouldn't be found in chocolate.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Like glitter popcorn or bananas? I knew you wouldn't forget it, you hateful creature.
>
> [SCP-003-INT-B smiles and SCP-003-INT-A looks embarrassed]
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: You know that I mean the chemicals, that let you fly and …
> Dr. Lazare: Hem, would you please answer some questions? I promise I'll… try some of your chocolate after that.
>
> [SCP-003-INT-A hides his face with her hand, looking desperate]
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: Too stupid for me. Screw it, let's ask your questions.
>
> Dr. Lazare: So, researchers saw you moving and speaking when unobserved, but what happens to you when someone is looking at SCP-003-INT?
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: We're… like, sleeping. We can see what's happening "outside", but we can't move.
>
> Dr. Lazare: Oh, I see. And how about company of other beings?
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Like what? Another tasty doctors? So you already want to go? That's sad!
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: Hey, calm down and let him speak. So, yes, what do you mean?
>
> Dr. Lazare: I mean: another… SCPs. SCPs, who can… enter here by various means.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: … I don't really want to see some creepy pervert monsters here, y'know.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Spoooky [Imitates a Ghost]
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: A come on… really?
>
> Dr. Lazare: Oh, no, I mean: Do you often have other… people here? We have frequently seen a corgi appear here. Or I make it a little more concrete: Can you communicate with your creators?
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: Yeah, it's just that sometimes people just show up at our place. Recently a door appeared here and two or three clowns looked in. They were as surprised as we were. To Jeremy, I don't know, Minisabel call him if she's bored. Sometimes he comes, Sometimes he doesn't.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Yeah, he's not particularly smart!
>
> SCP-003-INT-A: He always brings this ice cream with him. Hmmm… I have to admit that is a great invention from you.
>
> Note: It seems that SCP and SCP hardly differ between themselves and their creators, so they speak of "their" inventions instead of the creators.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A But with our creators… No, we can't call them or anything like that.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A created a black bakelite phone and pretended she was calling someone.
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Oh, don't be so serious.
>
> SCP-003-INT-A rolls with her eyes and laughs.
>
> Dr. Lazare: So, I think I'll go now…
> [SCP-003-INT-A draws a door on the back wall]
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: Hey, you promised!
>
> Dr. Lazare: Well, are you sure it won't kill me, or make tentacles grow on my forehead?
>
> [SCP-003-INT-B remains silent for a few seconds]
>
> SCP-003-INT-B: In fact, I initially wanted to give you one of the soporific ones, but… No, you're nice and I don't want to annoy you.
>
> Dr. Lazare: Oh, well, thank you…
> [SCP-003-INT-B gives Dr. Lazare a chocolate and he eats it]
>
> Dr. Lazare: Strange taste, but that's not so bad…
> [SCP-003-INT-B laughs evilly]
>
> Dr. Lazare: Oh no… What's in? Wait, no, better I don't know…
> SCP-003-INT-B: See ya!
SCP-003-INT-A: Auf Wiedersehen.
Dr. Lazare: … You would love my boss, you know. Bye!
[End testing log]
Addendum 2 — Crosstesting
Foreword: This test should show if it is possible to get more information by using SCP-002-INT.
[Start testing log]
An Instance of SCP-003-INT-P get put in SCP-002-INT.
After five seconds, SCP-003-INT-P starts melting.
That point as SCP-003-INT-P fill 002-INT a large building manifested on the surface. The building seems to be one of the headquarters of the Group of Interest “Dr. Wondertainment”, shown by the gigantic Letters “Dr. W.”.
For the smile skyscraper are four persons. Recherché identifies that one of the persons has strong similarities with SCP-003-INT-A, most likely PoI-1989-DE “Mrs. Mirabilis”, what still needs to be researched.
The how manifestation take 10 minutes, before SCP-003-INT-P transforms back in his original praline form. As the Recherché personal try to take it back, SCP-003-INT-P disappears.
[End testing log]
Afterword: Why SCP-002-INT shows this scenery and when, is not known.
The building couldn’t be located. Personal theories that a pretermemetic anomaly is the reason.
Addendum from 09/10/2015 Another instance of SCP-003-INT was found. The difference with the original one is that it is above the name "Alternative BETTER". Instead of SCP-003-INT-B there is a man with a top hat and SCP-003-INT-A wears a trouser suit instead of her purple dress. A crosstest with the first will be considered.